Wildcat Billboard, Move Ahead of What?
Posted on September 16th, 2008 by ScribeDevil01
The University of Arizona wants you to move ahead by heading south. We think they forgot a blank space and we think you should fill in that blank.
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As reported in the Arizona Republic, the University of Arizona recently launched a new marketing initiative that features billboards posted around the Valley. One billboard reads:
Head South.
Move Ahead.
Now, we’re not exactly sure what one might “Move Ahead” of by heading South. But we think you all may have some creative ways to fill in the blank. So have at it in the comments.
Head South.
Move Ahead of ___?___.
I’ll get things started …
Head South.
Move Ahead of … everyone else applying for that shift manager job at McDonald’s on Speedway.
Head South.
‘Cuz that’s where your job prospects are headed with a UA degree.
Head South.
But pull off in Eloy and turn around.
Head south, Move ahead in line to becoming a resident of the shitty country of Mexico
Head South.
Move ahead in becoming another STD statistic.
Head South.
Move ahead in the unemployment line (with those SCUMBAGS!)
Head South, Move Ahead … into an exciting career writing faux-meaningful billboard slogans for second-rate colleges.
Move ahead in the unemployment line
Move ahead of illinois in schools with the longest bowl drought streak
Haha…I have to say as a UA alum, that slogan is horrible. There isn’t much down in Tucson that is worth heading south for…In fact the University is pretty much it, but this is the best they can come up with?
How about this:
Head South.
Because that’s where the Athletic department is headed.
Head South.
“We’re beautiful on the inside.”
Move South – Beats me. Not a very impressive bill board
Very dissapointing loss last Saturday for ASU fans. ASU players and coaches are so cocky and arrogant that they hardly gave credit to the play of UNLV. We need a new Sun Devil Law.
“After a loss show a little class”
Anybody ever seen a complete list of the Sun Devil laws? Who is allowed to make them up? Does some committee vote on adding new laws? Do fans get to vote? I would like to know more.
And we have our first two Wildcat posters, including one who shares my name. This could get confusing. Either way, welcome sons of Tom Tunnicliffe!
Head South.
Move Ahead of … ASU in Copper Bowl victories.
Head South
Move ahead… on Craig James’s inexplicable Top 25 ballot
Move South….Move ahead…..to the GHETTO!
You’ve accidently put the blank in the wrong spot.
The Billboard was meant to say;
Head South
Give Head
Those dirty rats!
Welcome to the board Sole!
Head south, move ahead … and marry our men’s basketball coach.
Head South, Move Ahead… of the Sun Devils in the Pac-10 Conference Standings.
[...] (Confused? Check out this post on UofA’s new marketing campaign for background.) [...]